Scouts Guide To The Zombie Apocalypse Today

Dyb, dyb, dyb. We’ll survive, we’ll do, we’ll dieb? No. We’ll thrive. Be Prepared. For the horde. For the night. For the dawn of a new day. Dyb, dyb, dyb. Dob, dob, dob. This article is dedicated to the real-life Scouts who remain ready for any disaster—zombie or otherwise. Remember your training. Trust your patrol. And never stop being prepared.

"A Scout is trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, and reverent." scouts guide to the zombie apocalypse

Appendix: The Scout’s Cheer for the End of Days (To be whispered, never shouted) Dyb, dyb, dyb

Most people see a zombie apocalypse. A Scout sees the ultimate wilderness survival campout. dyb. We’ll survive