Imperfect Housewife — Latest -v0.1d- By Mayonnaisee

Mayonnaisee built the game on a custom engine that tracks "Mental Spoons" instead of health points. The tagline of the game is: "You don't have to be perfect. You just have to survive Tuesday." The "Latest -v0.1d-" patch is significant. Mayonnaisee has been criticized in the past for making the game too bleak (version 0.1a featured a "mold simulation" that was too realistic). With this release, the developer has struck a balance between chaos and tenderness.

4.5/5 (Deducted half a point because the cat vomit mini-game requires a controller with vibration, which is gross but immersive). Stay tuned for coverage on v0.1e, rumored to include "The IRS Letter" expansion and a "Mystery Stain" detective mode. Imperfect Housewife Latest -v0.1d- By Mayonnaisee

If you want a game where you can plant strawberries and marry a doctor, play Stardew Valley . If you want a game that looks you in the eye and says, "It is 11:47 PM. You have not brushed your teeth. The baby is crying. The bathroom sink is leaking. You are doing great," then download immediately. Mayonnaisee built the game on a custom engine

User hates it: "Why can't I just mop the floor? Why does mopping drain 3 mental spoons? Unplayable." Mayonnaisee has been criticized in the past for