Pigg... — Heavy On Hotties - Julia Red - This Little

"Ambition is a treadmill that goes nowhere," she said, licking her lip. "I am not heavy because I am lazy. I am heavy because I have chosen to occupy space. The nursery rhyme was a warning to the pigs who left the house. I am the pig who stayed home, and let me tell you—the wee wee wee at the end? That’s not a squeal of fear. That’s an orgasm of relief ." You don’t have to be a follower of Julia Red to dabble in the This Little Pigg... philosophy. Here is a simple 3-day starter guide:

Cancel one social obligation. Do not replace it with a chore. Replace it with a blanket. Watch a movie you have seen ten times before. Heavy On Hotties - Julia Red - This Little Pigg...

"If that little piggy wants to go to the market for a $9 artisanal cheese, let her," Julia writes. "The other little piggy stayed home and saved her coins. The ecosystem balances itself." "Ambition is a treadmill that goes nowhere," she