Beach Party Mummy Transcript <Deluxe • 2027>

(Pulling towel off) I am not a gorilla. I am a Hungarian entrepreneur shielding my complexion.

I am leaving, sweetie. I just need to deploy the sun shield. Melanoma is no joke, and neither is social perception. I will not have the neighbors think I let my daughter get sunburned at a beach party. beach party mummy transcript

(Finally stopping her struggle, she glares at the teens. Deadpan.) I am not a disaster. I am resourceful. I am a mother providing shade. I am... a beach party mummy . (Pulling towel off) I am not a gorilla